Week 5 Jan 31 - Feb 6

"You know what Kyle?"
"Yeah?"
"I am not up to it this week. I just don't feel like going out today to do something crazy."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!? The basketball game is today, you have always wanted to run on court to steal the ball from a player!?"
"Yeah, I'm just not feeling it today."
"Look, I got something that will cheer you up."
"What is it?"
"The McKay Building put up new signs and one of them is ridiculous."
"Define rediculous."
"Oh, no. You are gonna have to see this one for yourself."
"Alright, lets try it."
(Sign reads: "ENCULTURATING THE YOUNG IN A DEMOCRACY")
"Kyle, you weren't kidding! That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen from this institution. Enculturating isn't even a word! They might as well have put a sign up that said "PEDANTRY, WHAT? YOU CAME TO SCHOOL FOR A DIFFERENT PURPOSE?" The only dictionary that I have seen that would have that word in it is something like dictionary.com, but that even has the word 'bwlch' in it and that is Swedish. Who came up with that idea? Who said, oh no, you know what would go better than 'REFORMING' there? The word 'ENCULURATING'. You think that would have stuck out to someone as more than pedantic? I guess not."
"What do you say we enculturate our afternoon activity and hit up that game huh?"
"You know what, you are right, and then after that we can enculturate some of the ladies into liking us. As a matter of fact, if we can enculturate them into liking us, I bet there will be such an enculturating atmosphere, we can come up with something better next week for that one guy with the blog."