Week 4 Jan 23-29

"All right Tracy, it is definitely my turn to pick what we do this week."
"Come on Kyle, you sound very very offended over what I chose to do last week"
"Your right, I'm sorry, I should have put on my happy face when #34 decided to run the over-sized flower in the snowbank rather than make the turn. I should have really been happy with on the ride to the hospital and I should have been especially happy with the hospital bill that wont be covered by my insurance because of 'unwise situational choices in an unsafe environment.' Yup, why don't you choose again huh?!"
"Ok, fine, you choose, but just know it isn't going to be as good as my idea. I have had this one on the backburner for years."
"Something simple this week. We are just going to go up to the U of U and vandalize a few cars there with BYU stickers."
"Um... Kyle... Not that I want to be a Derrick Downer here... But that, my friend, is LAME."
"No it's not. And besides, it's a heck of a lot safer than your ideas!"
"Come one Kyle. We cant do that. The U isn't even worth it. They are like our Canada!"
"Our Canada?"
"Yeah, you know, if you ever ask a Canadian what they think of Americans, they will tell you their opinion. If you ever ask and American what they think of Canada, they will say 'I don't.' Its the same with the Utes. If you ask one of them what they think of BYU, they will go on a HUGE diatribe on how dumb this school is and why someone shouldn't go there, but if you ever ask a student here they will say 'I don't.'"