"Kyle, Kyle!"
"What? What?"
"So I realize what we have been missing out on this whole time!"
"Fishing in the duck pond?"
"Oh, you are good my friend... But I don't think there are many fish in the duck pond... but when it's your week to choose, I am happy to join you."
"Tracy, it is my week to choose."
"No, it most assuredly is not."
"What do you mean? You chose last week what we did, doesn't that mean it is, by default, my choice?"
"Ha! Kyle, it's your week when you actually come up with a good idea."
"Who says fishing in the duck pond wont draw the attention you want?"
"Kyle, fishing in the duck pond is just about as creative as playing Monopoly with your grandmother."
"My grandmother has alzheimers."
"That's why it would be fun. We would give her the ship and the dog and see which one wins."
"Oh, boy, this just gets better and better."
"So, how do you say we do what we have been missing out on."
"You mean you have a better idea than Monopoly huh?"
"We are going to steal road cones and detour signs and pretend like there is a parade... then take everyone in circular detours and see how long it takes for them to figure it out."
"I assume you know where to get the resources..."
"Kyle, Kyle, Kyle... I already stole them!"
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