"So, we are really gonna do this huh?"
"Kyle, I want you to look behind you and tell me if we are really going to do this or not."
Kyle slowly turned his head, fearful that if he turned to quick he wouldn't have the option of answering his own question. As he turns he sees the Dome on the top of the Eyring Science Center. Not wanting to turn anymore he quickly angled his eyes down and thought he could count every single foot below his eyes to to the bottom of the SWKT. Jolting his head forward Kyle knew the answer to the question.
"Nope, not a chance I am not jumping."
"No, you are certainly not." Tracy said as he tightened the straps on the feet of his friend. As he finished securing the straps Kyle looked at him curiously.
"Tracy... Why did you tell me I wasn't as you tightened the straps that circle my feet and make it so I can't walk???"
"That's because you aren't jumping. I am pushing you."
Tracy was only patient enough to not touch his friend until he got to close to the end. Kyle only hear "...I am push.." before his world got turned upside down and screamed in a way that was reminiscent of a small child frightened by the costumes on Halloween. Luckily Kyle didn't feel as alone when he saw Tracy jump as if he were Superman off the building. Well, he did feel like more of a wimp, but that was the last of their worries.
"WOOOO HOOO! Dang Kyle! What did you think!?!?"
"Ok, you got me, it was a lot more fun than I expected.... but I was just wondering..."
"Yeah?"
"We are now hanging upside down 30 feet above the ground being held only by our feet.... What's your plan now?"
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Week 7 Feb 13-20
"I have been thinking Kyle... There is really a lot of things we can do for this guys blog. I mean a lot. Statue hunting around campus. Finding our teachers' cars and writing notes to them. Asking girls out that we have never met. Walking on stage to plays that are being performed in the HFAC. But really, what would be better than finding the physical science professors liquid nitrogen and using it to freeze everything we can think of?"
"WHAT!? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!??! We would get in SOOOO much trouble. But, only because I am curious... how would we get it?"
"Thats the part you don't have to worry about. I swiped some after the TA left the liquid nitrogen closet open."
"You did what? You can't... That's not... I can't believe you... can we freeze a banana?"
"Yes we can freeze a banana... but c'mon kyle, think more outside the box eh?"
"ok. ok... outside the... GOT IT!"
"yes?"
"let's freeze a mouse!"
"woah. that was really outside the box. You aren't messin' around anymore huh? alright. I will try to find a mouse. Where do you suppose I start?"
"oh, this time it is my turn to contribute. My sister has a pet mouse she keeps in her dorm for a friend. Lets use him."
"WHAT!? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!??! We would get in SOOOO much trouble. But, only because I am curious... how would we get it?"
"Thats the part you don't have to worry about. I swiped some after the TA left the liquid nitrogen closet open."
"You did what? You can't... That's not... I can't believe you... can we freeze a banana?"
"Yes we can freeze a banana... but c'mon kyle, think more outside the box eh?"
"ok. ok... outside the... GOT IT!"
"yes?"
"let's freeze a mouse!"
"woah. that was really outside the box. You aren't messin' around anymore huh? alright. I will try to find a mouse. Where do you suppose I start?"
"oh, this time it is my turn to contribute. My sister has a pet mouse she keeps in her dorm for a friend. Lets use him."
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Week 6 Feb 7 - 12
"All right Tracy, Some rough weeks we have had huh?"
"Yeah, We gonna keep up our streak or what?"
"Not a chance in this world."
"REALLY!??!?!? You mean it!? We are going to call up Becky and Samantha and have them go on an "as you are" date at 11:30 tonight?"
"What? NO! But what we are going to do this week is buy a 'coke' for someone we have never met before. Who's excited?!"
"C'mon Kyle, that's two ridiculously lame ideas out of you now. I'm starting to feel like I am the only one pulling my weight around here in these adventures."
"Just try it would you. We will even have a race to see who can do theirs first. The good news is we are already in this grocery store. So all we need now is a 'coke.'"
"Got mine, now lets go check out and I am gonna smoke you at this just so I can get to do something that is really good... like repelling off the side of the SWKT."
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
"Oh, can you leave that 'coke' out of the bag there sir?" Said Tracy. "Here is the deal, I was thinking to myself today, what I would want if I were working here as a cashier, and I would really want someone to buy me a 'coke' so, as luck would have it, I saw a 'coke' and bought this for you. I hope that you will enjoy the rest of your day. Thanks for being such a great cashier today."
"Dang, Tracy, did you just--"
"Yup, consider yourself owned. Wanna go to the SWKT or what?"
"Yeah, We gonna keep up our streak or what?"
"Not a chance in this world."
"REALLY!??!?!? You mean it!? We are going to call up Becky and Samantha and have them go on an "as you are" date at 11:30 tonight?"
"What? NO! But what we are going to do this week is buy a 'coke' for someone we have never met before. Who's excited?!"
"C'mon Kyle, that's two ridiculously lame ideas out of you now. I'm starting to feel like I am the only one pulling my weight around here in these adventures."
"Just try it would you. We will even have a race to see who can do theirs first. The good news is we are already in this grocery store. So all we need now is a 'coke.'"
"Got mine, now lets go check out and I am gonna smoke you at this just so I can get to do something that is really good... like repelling off the side of the SWKT."
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
"Oh, can you leave that 'coke' out of the bag there sir?" Said Tracy. "Here is the deal, I was thinking to myself today, what I would want if I were working here as a cashier, and I would really want someone to buy me a 'coke' so, as luck would have it, I saw a 'coke' and bought this for you. I hope that you will enjoy the rest of your day. Thanks for being such a great cashier today."
"Dang, Tracy, did you just--"
"Yup, consider yourself owned. Wanna go to the SWKT or what?"
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Week 5 Jan 31 - Feb 6
"You know what Kyle?"
"Yeah?"
"I am not up to it this week. I just don't feel like going out today to do something crazy."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!? The basketball game is today, you have always wanted to run on court to steal the ball from a player!?"
"Yeah, I'm just not feeling it today."
"Look, I got something that will cheer you up."
"What is it?"
"The McKay Building put up new signs and one of them is ridiculous."
"Define rediculous."
"Oh, no. You are gonna have to see this one for yourself."
"Alright, lets try it."
(Sign reads: "ENCULTURATING THE YOUNG IN A DEMOCRACY")
"Kyle, you weren't kidding! That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen from this institution. Enculturating isn't even a word! They might as well have put a sign up that said "PEDANTRY, WHAT? YOU CAME TO SCHOOL FOR A DIFFERENT PURPOSE?" The only dictionary that I have seen that would have that word in it is something like dictionary.com, but that even has the word 'bwlch' in it and that is Swedish. Who came up with that idea? Who said, oh no, you know what would go better than 'REFORMING' there? The word 'ENCULURATING'. You think that would have stuck out to someone as more than pedantic? I guess not."
"What do you say we enculturate our afternoon activity and hit up that game huh?"
"You know what, you are right, and then after that we can enculturate some of the ladies into liking us. As a matter of fact, if we can enculturate them into liking us, I bet there will be such an enculturating atmosphere, we can come up with something better next week for that one guy with the blog."
"Yeah?"
"I am not up to it this week. I just don't feel like going out today to do something crazy."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!? The basketball game is today, you have always wanted to run on court to steal the ball from a player!?"
"Yeah, I'm just not feeling it today."
"Look, I got something that will cheer you up."
"What is it?"
"The McKay Building put up new signs and one of them is ridiculous."
"Define rediculous."
"Oh, no. You are gonna have to see this one for yourself."
"Alright, lets try it."
(Sign reads: "ENCULTURATING THE YOUNG IN A DEMOCRACY")
"Kyle, you weren't kidding! That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen from this institution. Enculturating isn't even a word! They might as well have put a sign up that said "PEDANTRY, WHAT? YOU CAME TO SCHOOL FOR A DIFFERENT PURPOSE?" The only dictionary that I have seen that would have that word in it is something like dictionary.com, but that even has the word 'bwlch' in it and that is Swedish. Who came up with that idea? Who said, oh no, you know what would go better than 'REFORMING' there? The word 'ENCULURATING'. You think that would have stuck out to someone as more than pedantic? I guess not."
"What do you say we enculturate our afternoon activity and hit up that game huh?"
"You know what, you are right, and then after that we can enculturate some of the ladies into liking us. As a matter of fact, if we can enculturate them into liking us, I bet there will be such an enculturating atmosphere, we can come up with something better next week for that one guy with the blog."
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